41 Quotes by Sam Simon

Only about three or four of the gasoline terminals of the 10 or so in the area have product now.

We only have about 200,000 gallons, which is next to nothing. We could go through that in a couple of hours.

After the fight, the Polish community in Chicago really embraced him. He's that kind of person. He makes friends wherever he goes. I'm sure the Germans will embrace him too.

A lot of charities spend a million dollars on a fundraiser to make $15,000. It's a social swirl. They do some great stuff and then - it's called mission drift. It becomes more about the parties.

It's a good time to double-check and make sure you're on the right plan. You may want to keep a couple of 10-10 numbers or a pre-paid calling card in your back pocket, just for comfort, but you should be fine.

It's a good time to double-check and make sure you're on the right plan,

The complexity of the industry is the enemy of smart shopping,

I was hoping for 13 episodes that my friends would like. It’s a good lesson, isn’t it? If you do something trying to make your friends laugh and that you can be proud of, you can also be successful.

The reason my food bank is vegan is because I can't pay for animal products in good conscience.