26 Quotes by Sam Sykes

Now, it’s certainly not true for *every* woman, but the ones I have had the good fortune to know in my life have all followed this rule.If you need a favor, you bring her flowers.If you need her forgiveness, you bring her jewelry.And if you need both, you bring her a book.

People are wounds. They cut and they hurt and they bleed. Some hurt for a little while and go away. Some don’t stop hurting until you make them.

But that's precisely how stupidity flourishes; in bunches, in fast-growing weeds that choke delicately nurtured knowledge.

Hold that thought. This sounds like the kind of conversation I’ll need pants for.” It.

See, to appreciate a woman you have to appreciate a woman’s right to change. And to appreciate a woman’s right to change, you have to realize that she’ll do it with maddening frequency, usually just to confuse you so that you’ll never see her coming when she decides to rip your throat out and drink your blood.

People were noisome, demanding, judgmental. Books gave everything and asked nothing more than to be taken care of.

The best defense to inquiry was semi-coherent rants and accusations.

Don’t not ever stop not writing nothing.

Crime and religion are the only two things that people are willing to both die for and kill over.