8 Quotes by Sam Torode

Why, you’re a ghost,” he said, “and so am I. We’re spirits haunting these bodies of flesh and blood, just as spooks haunt houses of wood and stone.” “You believe in haunted houses?” “All houses,” he said, “wherein men have lived and died, are haunted houses.

Some people put more effort and money into the wedding day than they do into the marriage itself, then it’s all downhill from there. I was happy for a simple start; things could only get better.

Texas’s main exports are cotton, oil, and preachers.

So if Adam and Eve are the parents of the whole human race, where did Cain’s wife come from? After.

If the evangelist was right, this life was nothing more than a waiting room for the next. The only thing on earth that mattered was placing your reservation for eternity.

Society always tries to enslave, imprison, and execute its greatest men, those who dare to stand apart and rise above.

Well, a square dance might start innocent, but it sure don’t take long to cut off the corners.” Father.

To me, a forest is just a bunch of trees, but lakes and rivers are alive. Water is to the land what blood is to the land.