203 Quotes by Sandra Bernhard

When you're collaborating with somebody who's got a lot of stuff they haven't worked out yet, you're working out their vision as well.

Once you're heterosexual and comfortable with that, you don't need to take out an announcement every day.

New York has always been a sense of eclectic kind of freedom and expression on a lot of different levels.

Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.

I always have kind of underneath feeling of peace of mind that I get from just the basic tenants of spirituality.

I think people are a little bit intimidated by me. You know, I'm not exactly a wilting flower, so I think they're a little bit scared of me sometimes.

I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.

I didn't belong when I was in high school. Now people are trying to buy lips.

Random things make me laugh.