203 Quotes by Sandra Bernhard

Gay pride’s beautiful. If somebody needs to be expressing that, then it’s a positive thing.

I don’t like going back and listening to myself. It makes me uncomfortable, and I know I can never emulate what I did that night, so why listen to it?

I don’t believe in karma.

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren’t coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.

At no time do I come from a cynical point of view. I’m coming from a concerned point of view.

I’m sure that Jesus was an incredible person.

Morality is standing by your friends, standing by people when it’s not popular. It’s sacrificing things on a big international stage, and sometimes it’s sacrificing your basic comforts.

When you’re constantly looking for things from other people, you’re not looking within yourself.

Be who you are and I’ll be who I am. I refuse to take sides, because everybody has their story.