203 Quotes by Sandra Bernhard

I’m studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.

Personally, I’m waiting for caller IQ.

I am still comfortable with my body, because I’m like, What’s not to be comfortable with? I mean, it’s just my nature.

I tend to go against the grain because when I start to see that everybody’s trying to shock, I try not to. I just do stuff that’s subtler, more emotional, and I think that shocks people.

I think I’ve drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she’s gone. She had it all.

I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad’s wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” I said, “A comedian.” And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing...

I’m trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

I don’t like surgery. I don’t like elective surgery, I don’t like surgery that you have to have.

I would be dishonorable in a relationship because I wasn’t getting what I wanted from that person.