203 Quotes by Sandra Bernhard

As a kid, I loved being loved, and still do. Who doesn’t love being loved?

The live show is different from the album. It’s different every night depending on where I am and how many months have gone by since I last performed.

I don’t consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

Onstage, I’m still wearing my fabulous, sheer dresses because I’m not that big.

When you have a knowledge of history, it’s very soothing. When there’s continuity in your life, it’s soothing.

From the time I was a kid, I’d never joined groups. I hated high school groups. I hung out with hippies, musical people. I hung out with whomever I found compelling and interesting and smart. And I continued to do that throughout my life.

I don’t want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.

I’m somebody who can absorb a lot.

I don’t need to be redundant to the gay community about what’s wrong and what isn’t happening for them.