203 Quotes by Sandra Bernhard

You can’t just try to be a performer. It’s in your DNA. I really believe that it’s either what you are or it’s not at all.

I was looking for something within Judaism that had a spiritual nature and not just a religious nature. So my trainer at the time was the one who took me to the Kabbalah center on my 40th birthday. I was like, “Oh, this is so cool.” I was just ready for it. I was ready for something different.

On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper – all your choices should be so easy.

If I’ve learned anything in my 30s, it’s about holding back a little bit.

There are so few women in general who aren’t completely threatened and confused by other women’s success. It’s very disappointing.

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she’s very cool. She’s out there and she’s involved.

It’s up to couples, to individuals, to have a trust between each other.

I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly, it’s disgusting.

I feel like you’ve gotta be able to get up every night in front of a live audience. Whether it’s 10 people or 50 people or a hundred people, whether you’re in a rock band or doing the comedy circuit.