203 Quotes by Sandra Bernhard

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.

I think bravery is when you're willing to really put yourself on the line and maybe lose out, financially - and be able to say exactly what motivates you and what inspires you and what you find completely unacceptable in humanity and in culture.

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.

People feel like if they don't have a voice or a name or the spotlight, then they're invisible. But if you can't wake up in your world, in your life, with your family and your friends, and enjoy it, then forget it. All bets are off, because that's all anybody is guaranteed.

Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.

Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.