203 Quotes by Sandra Bernhard

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.

People want to be famous, they want to be loved, they want to be accepted. They want to push aside their past and the things that have been embarrassing to them.

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?

Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our lives?

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.

I've always been opposed to groups. I can't believe the doctrine of group is going to work for every single person within the group.

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.

I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian." And she laughed and laughed because she thought that was the cutest, funniest thing...

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.