111 Quotes by Sarah Cooper

I love getting things done. That's why I spend several hours a day reading productivity articles. And when the day is done, I bookmark the ones I didn't get to for later. I learned that trick in a productivity article.

Believe it or not, joining a video conference call from home doesn't always have to make you feel like an idiot.

Getting up and drawing a Venn diagram is a great way to appear smart. It doesn't matter if your Venn diagram is wildly inaccurate, in fact, the more inaccurate the better.

When women say no, they are immediately seen as selfish and not team players.

Nothing makes everyone feel more like the meeting was worth it, than ending by saying it would be good to follow up when everyone's in the same place.

The laugh track was invented to cue the audience to the jokes and encourage laughter in response. But it has another effect: if you hear people laughing and you're not, you start to question if maybe there's something wrong with you for not getting it.

Never, ever, ever show up to your office holiday party on time.

My inability to stick with any journal or calendar has been a pattern for God-since-forever.

As soon as you explain a joke, it immediately becomes unfunny.