390 Quotes by Sarah Silverman
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I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.
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The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
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It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
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I really think everything is fair game.
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A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.
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Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person that they love, you're telling that to kids too. So don't be f**king shocked and wonder where all these bullies are coming from that are torturing young kids and driving them to kill themselves because they're different; they learned it from watching you.
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