40 Quotes by Sarcastic

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

To the people I forgot, you weren’t on my mind for some reason and you probably don’t deserve any thanks anyway.

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

I’m single because I was born that way.

Better never than late.

Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.