564 Quotes by Scott Adams

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain's limits, not the universe's.

Failure is a resource that can be managed,

There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.

Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.