564 Quotes by Scott Adams

If free will exists, why do the tallest candidates with the best hair usually win elections ?

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Certainly, he's touched my life and the fact that he's gotten better and was able to play again, makes me realize that what I do makes a difference,

Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything.

He used to be a lawyer. It's a different set of guiding principles at work there. Personally, I wouldn't want to run into any of these guys at the big convention after I said something bad about them.

Simple molecules combine to make powerful chemicals. Simple cells combine to make powerful life-forms. Simple electronics combine to make powerful computers. Logically, all things are created by a combination of simpler, less capable components. Therefore, a supreme being must be in our future, not our origin. What if "God" is the consciousness that will be created when enough of us are connected by the Internet?!!

It is a fairly centralized downtown location, central to the proposed condos. It won't necessarily be convenient for everybody, though. At the end of the day, somebody may have to get into his car to go grocery shopping.

Continuing to believe the same thing, even in the face of new evidence to the contrary, is the definition of insanity - except in politics where it's called leadership.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.