564 Quotes by Scott Adams

Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.

I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don’t mind that my quality approaches zero.

If eating a healthy diet feels unpleasant, you’re doing it wrong. And you’re wasting your limited stockpile of willpower.

Focus on your diet first and get that right so you have enough energy to want to exercise.

I’m slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can’t motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles.

Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time.

The job isn’t done until you’ve blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.

You might think the word “homemade” is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don’t realize is that the staff sleeps here at night. If your tablecloth is wrinkled, that’s why.