564 Quotes by Scott Adams

As a fan, I’m distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.

Some people fear that technology will become more engaging than live human interactions. That’s silly; technology is already way more interesting than other people.

Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If something is legal and profitable, it will happen, a lot.

If a job’s worth doing, it’s too hard.

Your inability to see other possibilities and your lack of vocabulary are your brain’s limits, not the universe’s.

You probably think Stephen Hawking is in that wheelchair because of a motor neuron disease. But if you got as much barely-legal student poontang as The Hawkster, you’d be in a wheelchair too.

Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them.

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.