564 Quotes by Scott Adams

Reality has a pulse, a rhythm, for lack of better words.

Obviously there’s not much options when you’re a cartoonist – you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

If you see something that impresses you, a decent respect to humanity insists you voice your praise.

It’s smarter to see your big-idea projects as part of a system to improve your energy, contacts, and skills.

Your shower is ready – I turned it on last night.

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.

Our perceptions of truth are built around what is practical, not what is true. Even the smartest human brain doesn’t have the capacity for discerning true facts. That’s why so many of us settle for scientific facts. It’s the best we can do.

There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don’t let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it’s not like I’m just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.

Lately... the Peter Principle has given way to the “Dilbert Principle.” The basic concept of the Dilbert Principle is that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.