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Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.
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My old life – no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
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It’s hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.
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Happiness has more to do with where you are heading than where you are.
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Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn’t mean I can’t be the first.
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There’s no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people’s. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.
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I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk – anything than can’t kill you immediately.
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I can’t memorize names and shake hands at the same time.
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People think they follow advice but they don’t. Humans are only capable of receiving information. They create their own advice. If you seek to influence someone, don’t waste time giving advice. You can change only what people know, not what they do.
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