564 Quotes by Scott Adams

Management is nature’s way of removing idiots from the productive flow.

The only way to succeed in the long run is by using a system that bypasses your need for willpower.

Awareness does not come from receiving new information. It comes from rejecting old information.

I love magazines. It’s such McNugget kind of information.

Successwise, you’re better off being good at two complementary skills than being excellent at one.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.

Just remember to keep your eye out for ways to maximize your schedule freedom in the long term.

When you hire that first person, then you’re a boss. You’ve got performance reviews. You’ve got complaints about not making enough money. You’ve got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.

You don’t have to be a ‘person of influence’ to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they’ve taught me.