564 Quotes by Scott Adams

The greenest home is the one you don’t build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that’s already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don’t want.

When you can release on your ego long enough to view your perceptions as incomplete or misleading, it gives you the freedom to imagine new and potentially more useful ways of looking at the world.

You might be familiar with a television show that was called The Dog Whisperer. On the show, Cesar Millan, a dog-training expert, helped people get their seemingly insane dogs under control. Cesar’s main trick involved training the humans to control their own emotional states, because dogs can pick up crazy vibes from their owners.

Great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions.

I had several different bosses during the early years of ‘Dilbert.’ They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.

Being absolutely right and being spectacularly wrong feel exactly the same.

People who have good arguments use them. People who do not have good arguments try to win by labeling.

The most effective way to stop people from trying to persuade me is to say, ‘I’m not interested.’ You should try it. Don’t offer a reason why you aren’t interested. No one can say why a thing holds interest for some and not for others. There’s no argument against a lack of interest.

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the.