564 Quotes by Scott Adams

One of the most important tricks for maximizing your productivity involves matching your mental state to the task.

“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Dogbert: Reality is always controlled by the people who are most insane.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

No matter how many times I visit this great city, I'm always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab.

Don't assume you know how much potential you have. Sometimes the only way to know what you can do is to test yourself.

By definition, risk takers often fail. So do morons. In practice it's difficult to sort them out.

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Design is knowing which ones to keep.