61 Quotes by Scott Aukerman

Doing the podcast, the whole reason to do it is just because I can do whatever I want.

I'm probably doing puns more than anything in my life.

I have new bodyguards ever since I got a TV show. I didn't know, but it's a lot like becoming president. They tell you every single secret, like who shot JFK. When you have a TV show, they not only tell you who shot JFK, but they assign you bodyguards.

I think expressing yourself and working hard can't help but have great results. Look at Zach Galifanakis. He didn't tweet. He didn't have a podcast. He just went out and did the funniest standup you'll ever see in your life. And he was rewarded for that.

Comedy is really best when watched with other people, and I don't really understand people who sit at home watching comedy movies on Netflix.

I came to one of the first Comic Cons in 1985, when it was just people trading back issues of comic books.

I guess when I was a kid I wasn't the type of person playing a lot of pranks. I was the type of person upon whom pranks were pulled.

I look back on our productivity in the 'Mr. Show' days, and think, 'We probably could have worked harder.'

If you look at Earwolf, we've tried to have a really diverse stable of hosts. Even my show can get a little 'dudey' sometimes.