91 Quotes by Scott Caan

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs.

I think I’d be a good pimp cuz I’d never beat my ho’s.

I love the smell of a woman’s armpit when she’s not wearing deodorant.

I can’t sit still for 10 minutes.

My whole body is a wreck. I’ve injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard.

There are 6 billion people in the world. It’s hard to find the one person who’s right for you.

I want to create a little chaos and make people’s heads turn.

I don’t want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it’s successful, then everything’s perfect and everybody’s happy.

I feel I should be doing stupid stuff, but I’m not going to.