328 Quotes by Scott Lynch

When you can’t cheat the game, you’d best find a means to cheat the players.

Set foot in our house again,” said Sofia, “and you’ll become a permanent feature in my laboratory.

Yeah, but if I don’t start my nervous pacing now, I’ll never have it all done in time.

Enlightenment! When it comes, it comes like a brick to the head, doesn’t it?

You’re ten pints of crazy in a one-pint glass.

Ezri, if you need to hit me, then by the gods hit me. If that’s what you need, I won’t fight you for a second. Not ever. Just... tell me what you want.

You can’t help being young, but it’s past time that you stopped being stupid.

Blessed is the one who aids a thief, hides a thief, revenges a thief, and remembers a thief, for they shall inherit the night.

And for all our sakes, tame that mess on top of your head. Use fire and a poleaxe if you have to.