99 Quotes by Scott Parker

Christ in a Pinata` how have I over complicated the plot?

Mental Note #683Tits don't make the lady; the same rule applies to trannys.

If prostitution is the oldest profession, then love is the world’s oldest problem, and it’s a dodgy sport.

Personally I believe sometimes ugly things happen to good people and sometimes good people do awful things.

I don’t want you running around with a little banana-handler!

I think of leftovers like scabs, don’t pick at em.

When we got a good offense going, we would lose it on defense. We couldn't capitalize when we would get a steal and run it down the floor. We're a Jekyll-and-Hyde team.

We're rolling going into the Battle Mountain game. We'll see what we can do against them.

She just wants to get them fired up, to get them excited about the potential of losing weight.