13 Quotes by Scott Roeben

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.

I had a rough childhood. When I was born, the doctor advised me of my rights.

I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits.

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.