70 Quotes by Scott Rogowsky

When people see me in public, they're usually like, 'Whoa, you're a real person.' It's as if they're seeing Pinocchio or a cartoon character come to life.

I still consider myself a New Yorker before all other nouns.

When it comes to being Jewish, I can't help myself.

I wear my Judaism on my sleeve - and my face for that matter.

When I was working office jobs, I was going on Facebook all the time.

People like to complain.

I've had my fair share of tweets, DMs, emails, Facebook Messages and friends trying to set me up with friends.

I am an old comic trapped in young comic's body.

Most people, when they hire you, they want some experience on the resume.