100 Quotes by Sean Evans

Never underestimate how profoundly marked biceps and defined traps can improve your personal style, particularly if you spend as much time in a sleeveless shirt as Nate Thurmond.

Smart people, often times, are miserable people.

Award shows in general are just lame excuses to stroke the egos of millionaires, but the 'ESPY's' are an especially embarrassing example.

You can only be about that Chrysler Town & Country life if you are absolutely compatible with your partner.

Patrons, don't berate bouncers for denying you entry.

If your Facebook page has turned into a shrine to your relationship, pet, or newborn, no one will say anything, but all who are subjected to your news feed are totally annoyed. Super fans who turn their profiles into mausoleums dedicated to their teams are equally insufferable and one hundred times more pathetic.

Entering a club is an insufferable two-way street and the patrons are just as guilty as the doormen.

Prodigal sons like Barack Obama, Kanye West, and Michael Jordan only come back to Chicago to sell their homes.

Taking mass transit is an uphill battle and one wrong move can put you on the latest Worldstarhiphop fight compilation.