89 Quotes by Sean Hayes

I tried do stand-up, and I was horrible. And I'll never do it again.

Nobody owes anything to anybody. You are your authentic self to whom and when you choose to be, and if you don't know somebody, then why would you explain to them how you live your life?

I consider myself an actor who is funny.

Religion is constantly being talked about, debated, pondered, worried about.

I grew up; I had a couple of dogs.

We had a cat in college named Chloe, and it was the most evil, awful cat in the world... When we left, we used to close the door, and its paw would come underneath and try to paw us.

I come from a completely dysfunctional alcoholic family, so we kind of parented ourselves a little bit.

NBC programs great shows; it just doesn't have the eyeballs CBS does.

I have talent crushes on Fred Armisen and Kyle Mooney.