84 Quotes by Seann William Scott

I don't really party.

In high school I went on about three dates.

I was pretty shy.

I'm really picky.

The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.

I think I've done every disgusting thing you can in a film.

Maybe I'll just become a cartoon character because there's nothing left for me to do in an R-rated comedy.

I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.

There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film.