188 Quotes by Seth Grahame-Smith

Nothing kills a vampire as quickly as the past.

I feel like the luckiest guy on the planet. But, I literally work all day, every day, seven days a week, 365 days a year, and that’s not an exaggeration.

No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas!

And though it would not be long before even the daft Mr. Collins would discover her condition, and be forced to behead her, she did not seem to ask for compassion. Her home and her housekeeping, her parish and her poultry, and her ever deepening lust for tender morsels of savory brains had not yet lost their charm.

We must not be so ready to fancy ourselves intentionally injured. It is very often nothing but our own vanity that deceives us.

By being human, I was actually being inhumane. My hesitation to embrace my new abilities was causing needless suffering. Once you cross that moral threshold – once you decide to kill a man who hasn’t threatened or wronged you – better to do it quickly, or whatever moral high ground you’re standing on gets washed away by their blood.

I wouldn’t back away from what’s right just because it’s hard.

A Strange Eastern Light “During the time of King Herod, Wise Men from the east came and asked, ‘Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews? We saw his star when it rose and have come to worship him.’” – Matthew 2:1.

He had decided long before that he was going to loathe her. It was inconvenient therefore that she was kind.