188 Quotes by Seth Grahame-Smith

Tell you now children – you’re all gonna die. No hand stamp reentry, no refund, no lie. – Found written on a bathroom stall in Disneyland, June 6th, 1988.

Contrary to his infallibly “honest” image, Abe wasn’t above lying so long as it served a noble purpose.

That is very true,” replied Elizabeth, “and I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine. I dare say I would’ve cut his throat had not the unmentionables distracted me from doing so.

And though we have all the comforts of the world, we find no comfort in them.

If you write really good material, the rest just falls into place. There’s really no trick to it.

If I have wounded your sister’s feelings, it was done only as a consequence of affection for my friend, and the belief that Miss Bennet had been cursed to wander the earth in search of brains.

Either I’m right,” he continued, “and he doesn’t exist, or you’re right, and he’s the kind of God who watches children die. The kind of God who sits around while men like Herod build palaces and good people starve. Either way, he’s not worth worshipping.

I understand exactly what I am.