188 Quotes by Seth Grahame-Smith

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.

What an excellent father you have, girls!' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us.

è cosa nota e universalmente riconosciuta che uno zombie in possesso di un cervello debba essere in cerca di un altro cervello. E tale verità si è dimostrata in tutta la sua evidenza durante le recenti aggressioni a Netherfield Park, durante le quali una famiglia di diciotto persone era stata massacrata e divorata da un'orda di morti viventi.

So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires.

Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend.""And I to see you dead.

One: I am proud to say that my vampires do not sparkle.Two: I feel like in literature that we've gone [this way] towards the kissing vampires side of the needle. I think it's time we go back towards the killing vampires side of the needle.

Men have enslaved each other since they invented gods to forgive them for doing it.

This is one hell of a suicide note.THE SUICIDE SOLILOQUY-Yes! I've resolved the deed to do, And this the place to do it;The heart I'll rush a dagger throughThough I in hell should rue it!Sweet steel! Come forth from out your sheath,And glist'ning, speak your powers;Rip up the organs of my breath,And draw my blood in showers!I strike! It quivers in that heartWhich drives me to this end;I draw and kiss the bloody dart,My last-my only friend!

Without death, life is meaningless. It is a story that can never be told. A song that can never be sung. For how would one finish it?