188 Quotes by Seth Grahame-Smith

I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.

Surely life has taught you that a thing can be both beautiful and vile.

But I am happy. And happiness, I have decided, is a noble ambition.

Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do; for I shall not have my best warrior resigned to the service of a man who is fatter than Buddha and duller than the edge of a learning sword.

Hug your children...Kiss your mothers and fathers, your brothers and sisters. Tell them how much you love them, every day. Because every day is the last day. Every light casts a shadow. And only the gods know when the darkness will find us.

I decided that it was more important to laugh than to eat.

My men have suffered greatly (from boredom), much blood has been shed (by mosquitoes), and I have swung my ax mightily (chopping firewood). Surely we have earned our place in the annals of history—for never has there been so little war in a war.

And I like a mouse who has taken a cat for its tutor.

Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend." "And I to see you dead.