80 Quotes by Seth Green

You’re constantly, in human culture, trying to balance between uplifting, heartfelt, sincere, earnestness that empowers and enlightens people, and the sarcastic cynicism that comes from just people’s acquired bitterness over experiences.

On ‘Robot Chicken’ we parodied a lot of things but it was done out of love.

I firmly believe in marriage. It’s a real important decision that takes a lot of dedication and time. If you’re thinking about divorce. You shouldn’t get married.

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It’ll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny.

The communication has evolved to such a degree that kids under 25 can connect to each other so quickly and so immediately that they really don’t have the patience or understanding for inherited rhetoric.

There’s never a surefire good career move except doing good work.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don’t know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

I don’t believe in e-mail. I rarely use a cell phone and I don’t have a fax.

I had been acting since I was seven years old, but I had a combination of things happen at about the same time. ‘Austin Powers’ came out on DVD, I got a series regular gig on ‘Buffy’ and ‘Can’t Hardly Wait’ came out.