216 Quotes by Seth Rogen

I didn’t think I’d ever be an actor.

When we grew up in Vancouver our friends were – I don’t know if I’d say callous, but we had a very, you know, harsh relationship with one another; we’d constantly make fun of each other.

We started when we’re around 13 writing it – maybe 14. I’m a little older than Evan Goldberg is, like, only like six months. But like, I would say, like, the general structure of the movie, like, the series of events is very similar to what it was when we first wrote it.

Uh, stay fat people – That’s my motto. It’s no picnic!

After every single take, I laugh. It’s my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor.

Shutting people down creatively often doesn’t get the best performance out of them.

I do believe in monsters oddly enough. I think they’re under my bed. But aliens are ridiculous; monsters I think are real completely though.

People make fun of what I’m eating because they can tell I hate it. They know I am not happy eating healthy food. I look miserable – I look like I would rather be eating something else.

I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, that’s all I’d remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me.