216 Quotes by Seth Rogen

When I was 13 and 14, there were a lot of jokes about my bar mitzvah and my grandparents, and then when I got older, it became more about touching boobs and trying to get liquor. I kind of ran the gamut of infantile behavior and I haven’t moved one step forward since.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That’s where more than half of my style comes from.

Some of my friends would lie to girls to get them, or do things that – you know, they would cheat on girls. I was just never in the realm of what, you know, what’s instilled to me, you know? Yeah, I mean, my mom’s a social worker, for God’s sakes.

I’ll vote for whoever is the Democrat. That’s all I need to know.

Sometimes what you lose in the time it takes to let an actor do something that you don’t like as a director, you gain in not shutting them down creatively by telling them their idea sucks.

Every time I improvise I’m aware that I could be ruining what it is that we’re doing and we’ll just have to do it again.

To me it’s a mystery that you can show the horrific things in the movies, but not some sexual stuff which everyone does.

Oftentimes what happens actually is people say to me, ‘I didn’t know if it was you or not, and then I heard you laugh, and then obviously I could tell it was you.’

It’s nice to win an award, I would assume. I’ve never won one, but I would imagine it’s great. I have no idea what I’ll do.