Quotes by Shalom Auslander

Author Shalom Auslander
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Write something dangerous. Say something you shouldn’t. Blow something up. But well.
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Write something dangerous. Say something you shouldn’t. Blow something up. But well.

-Shalom Auslander

Author Shalom Auslander
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You can hope all you want for a happy ending, but sometimes, like it or not, the guy writing your story is working on a tragedy; you may not even be the main character.
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You can hope all you want for a happy ending, but sometimes, like it or not, the guy writing your story is working on a tragedy; you may not even be the main character.

-Shalom Auslander

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Which is what it all comes down to, I suppose – how you’re selling. Welcome to the twenty-first century, where the only opinion of you that matters is the one that isn’t your own. Rate My Tits. Rate My Ass. Rate My Children. Rate My Essential Being. 1 Star: Awful. This Being left me feeling like I wanted more.
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Which is what it all comes down to, I suppose – how you’re selling. Welcome to the twenty-first century, where the only opinion of you that matters is the one that isn’t your own. Rate My Tits. Rate My Ass. Rate My Children. Rate My Essential Being. 1 Star: Awful. This Being left me feeling like I wanted more.

-Shalom Auslander