17 Quotes by Shanna Swendson

I then reluctantly headed up to my office, where I could do something exciting like alphabetize my pencil cup. Again.

She could possibly hit the best-seller list if she sold it as a novel, though.

It took real talent to be that inept.

Most of the time, he’s actually kind of nice. He’d be a great boss if you didn’t know about the world domination and frog stuff.” “You aren’t going to have a problem taking him down, are you?” “Heck, no. I know about the world domination and frog stuff.

There was something to be said for blissful ignorance. But would I have been happier with no idea about what threatened my world? At least this way I stood a chance of doing something about it.

Flying carpets were severely lacking in safety features like seatbelts.

Any man who would deny you dessert isn’t worth having.

I came over to the book and saw that he was pointing to a spot on the southern New Jersey coastline.