706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

I don't think anything of Laura Frank. You heard me - Laura Frank. Not Lawrence. Laura... It's not that I blame him, I just wish he'd go to a manly tactic and just fight me. Don't whine. When he whines, that's when I change his name of Lawrence Frank.

There was a kid that had five brothers and sisters, and the family was missing for like five days. I was watching TV, they [found each other] and now they're in San Antonio. So I bought them a little apartment in San Antonio. But I'm doing stuff like that all over.

The Spurs are a great WNBA team.

Art is a process of delivering or arranging elements that appeal to the emotions of a person looking at it. It's what you feel.

When I first came in, I partied and had a good time. I used to spend $500,000 on chains that don't make no sense. Then I started having babies. I don't do the bull**** no more.

Pat Riley is the best coach I've ever had.

On paper, I think this is the best team I've been on.

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

No one was there. Some teammates, huh? I guess they didn't want to get their lip busted like the gentleman I busted. Sorry for that sir.