706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

I'm going to be on a mission. I've handled my personal vendettas and handled them well. Every challenge you put in front of me, I've handled it, dismantled it - ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.

I wouldn't. I would just go home. I'd fake an injury or something.

When I tweet, I try and accomplish three things. One, is to make you laugh. Two, is to inform you. Three, is to enlighten you. That's all I do.

It's my job to make him look good. He's a very good looking man, so it's my job to keep him looking good.

They say old people always come to Arizona, you know, to get recharged.

If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.

I've been 11, 12 percent body fat my whole career. But when you've got a big, sexy, beautiful man that's up in the 340s, 350s, the way you guys were taught on this planet, you're going to automatically think it's fat.

I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens.

I want to be known as 'The Big Shakespeare.' It was Shakespeare that said, 'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them.'