706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

Like my good friend Eminem the rapper says, you only get one shot.

I blame Riley for my broken thumb, not Matt Geiger. That ain't defense Miami is playing. That's just chopping. I have no idea how his team gets away with it. I guess when you've been in the league 30 years you can do it. Respect, he gets it - he's like John Gotti.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

Remember this-I'm going to bring a championship to Miami. I promise.

There's two kinds of dirty - dirty and sewer-dirty. Danny Ferry is sewer-dirty and has been ever since he was at Duke.

When you're righteous, you don't have to tell people that you're righteous.

Stay out of the gentlemen's clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.

There is nothing for me to be sour about. What you got to understand is that I'm a military man. We usually do my shift for four or five years and then you got to move on.

I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the same dumb questions.