706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

If you go around the league, anybody with the last name 'vich' is a great shooter. Radmanovic, Vujacic... all those 'iches.

I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing up. Now that I'm an old, old veteran-age 29-I do things a lot differently. I don't go to the gentlemen's clubs anymore. I had to slow that down.

This is a tough game. There are times when you've got to play hurt, when you've got to block out the pain.

I'm like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in.

Tell them it was a foul.

The first three championships that I won, I won them. I had big numbers and I won them. And last year, the guys won it for me. They won it for the big guy. Numbers are overrated. There's a lot of guys in this league who can say they've got great numbers. But they can't say they've got four rings in the last six years.

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.

I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine