706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn't exist.

It's just one more win. I don't give a [bleep] how we do it, as long as we get it done. Did I say [bleep]? I'm sorry.

Once you learn how to do something, you don't lose it. Unless you die.

Challenge me. Treat me like a game of checkers and play me. That's all I'm asking, just play me. Treat me like Sega and play me.

If you go 72-11 and don't win (the championship), it doesn't mean anything. Actually it does. It means you've cheated and played an extra regular-season game.

My personal opinion is, how, if you never hung out with somebody, do you know them so well? I never hung out with that dude because the dude is a weirdo.

To all the young people out there who think money and fame is important: that's only a small piece of the pie. You need an education to be totally secure in life. I feel very secure I can go get a real job now.

Thank God I had two parents who loved me enough to stay on my case.

I guess people think the taller you are the more dominant you have to be.