706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

Once the Hack-a-Shaq works once, you know I'm going to see it again. The only thing worse for basketball than that defense is the Lack-a-Shaq offense, where I have to go to the bench because of foul trouble. There is no fun in that.

As a man, you got to know how to take it, so I just took it.

We had more great times than bad times together, but they've moved on, I've moved on. I have a new team now and I have a new focus.

But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to slow me down, only the system. It was the system that slowed me down to make my numbers fall. Not because I am older.

Before I became the 'Great Test of the West," I was the 'Beast of the East.'

It means I don't have to charter that big jet for the family.

He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

I'm very excited about my new agreement with the Heat. This contract allows me to address all of my family's long-term financial goals while allowing the Heat the ability to acquire those players that we need to win a championship.

I take that as an insult, even at 36.