706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

They are that same group, but I've got my own rivalristic problems. Is that a word, rivalristic? I've got my own rivalristic problems in the Eastern Conference.

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.

Word has it, they think I'm an old man, and they're not gonna double me. My message is that I'm the baddest for my age bracketest. What I mean by age bracketest is that I came in at 20, I was the baddest 20, and I'm the baddest at 35.

I'm playing like Eric Dampier.

Talk to the guys that ain't doing nothing, don't talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.

I don't listen to people who can't do stuff that I do.

I average 25 with three guys on me and they are just looking at stats I guess.

Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it and send it to him.

He's just intelligent-sort of a nerd, actually. He's the only brother I know who made a 1420 on the SAT. I don't think Chris Dudley did that, and Mr. Smarty Pants went to Yale. Kobe doesn't hang out. He doesn't go to the clubs. He doesn't ride around. He doesn't put rims on his car. He's just him. He's a sophisticated kid. Damn mature for his age.