706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

Finally, I have someone that's like me. My other two pupils were the opposite sides of the moon. But this guy is on the same side of the moon, is on the same planet that I'm on.

I look forward to making Miami a media mecca.

I'm getting older. I'm getting sexier. I'm getting meaner. I can still do what I do.

I would say Detroit, Indiana, Cleveland, Jersey, darn near every good, solid team in the East. The Lakers, I think it's more of a TV-rating rivalry than a real rivalry. If we could both make it to the Finals a couple of years in a row, then it could be a real rivalry.

I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.

I want to go to police academy, I want to actually go out and make a couple of arrests. I want to go undercover.

Being the best right now doesn't do anything for my feathers.

I got into foul trouble early and never got into the flow of the game. The foul trouble is very frustrating, and I knew when I saw (referee) Bob Delaney I was going to be in trouble anyway. We did still have chances to win the game; we just made mistakes you can't make in this building.

A lot of coaches play percentages when it comes to me, but that's just a way of saying that you can't stop me.