706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

Every team that plays us plays above their heads. That's because of me.

It is just a little old fashion Texas beat down. They were three steps ahead of us. They had more energy.

They asked me when I was out there, 'Why do you want to be traded?' I said me staying here is like divorcing my wife and marrying someone who looks like me. That's backwards, man.

Being that I'm a tropical black man I don't get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That's why they call me Sasquatch. There's no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.

They want to beat the Don Dadda. It means, 'The Man.'

Right now sometimes we're doing it, sometimes we're not. We just have to develop some consistency.

The two top teams with nice weather and nice people were Dallas and Miami. Of course, the Lakers wouldn't want to trade me in the same conference, so Miami was perfect.

I'm the master marketer.

I'm the LCL - the Last Center Left. I've been doing the same things for 13 years, but now they're flopping and falling, and the refs are falling for it, too.