706 Quotes by Shaquille O'Neal

Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your Sea-Doos now. If you can’t afford a Sea-Doo, get a raft.

Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.

I’m George Bush. I’m the president.

I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.

I take it personal when people don’t double me. It’s against my religion not to double me. It upsets me. It makes me think they’re saying to themselves I don’t have it anymore.

Some of my favorite songs – and I don’t know if this is the right terminology – are white-boy classics.

A lot of coaches play percentages when it comes to me, but that’s just a way of saying that you can’t stop me.

We know what we have to do. I know I have to get up in the morning, put my underwear on first and then put my pants on first. I don’t need people to tell me that.

I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever ‘they’ may be. So I just said to myself third quarter I’m going to come out and do what I do.